31 July 2010

Meeting Liu Qian 刘谦 THE Magician who does Chinese proud!

You would think he's gonna perform some magic for us bloggers who got the exclusive chance to meet him in person.

WRONG.

We were there to perform magic for him.

HA HA! I know! Sounds ridiculous right?! But we did it! Watch videos!



This is Christine's rabbit act! With me making guest appearance. No lah, actually she is just giving me a chance to touch Liu Qian. LOL.




This is me reading his mind with...... Magic*prolonged exhale*
HAHA.

Pictures!
Us outside the room ready to go in! =D


Me emphasizing, this is a NORMAL deck of cards..


Me guessing the card without looking or touching it! Haha.

Okay there could be a few things Liu Qian was thinking in the picture above.

I mean LOOK!!!

LIU QIAN LOOKING INTO MY EYES OKAY!!!!!!
AWWWwwwww..
*palms together on left side of face, sway bbody left and right with eyes closed and a shy smile*

He either thinks..

1) "NORMAL deck of cards??? What do you think i am? Stupid?"

OR

2) "Oh man, this girl is truly the angel of my magicaland. Only she can complete me."

WHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.

Oh no. I feel so guilty =(((((
Becox Donnie Darling Dear is gonna be really upset.

WHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!
Omg! Help! I need professional help! I am a certified crapper!


The magician babes with the audience of the day! =D


Left - Right
Angelababy, Christine, Liu Qian and Silver!
Can't thank Omy more for this exclusive experience! Truth is, i accepted the invite becox my nephew (who is the little boy sitting by the side, and no, he is not involved in my magic, you think i so stupid, go plant my intel right beside Liu Qian huh!!! LOL!) TOTALLY adores Liu Qian.

And i was a little worried becox i was afriad that he would criticize our tricks but NO!!! Liu Qian was all humble, friendly to the max and ACTUALLY, REALLY CUTE AND CHARMING!!! OMG!!! Haha!
Okay i am sounding like a groupie again. Stop.

But really! He's so adorable lah!

Awwwwwwww.. Okay STOP!

Gotta thank Omy again!
And never to forget who passed the MAGIC POWER to me!!!
I didn't learn the magic, I INHERIT IT INTO ME THROUGH POWER INFUSION LIKE..

This.

In a garden filled with magical dust. Hahaha!

Anyway much thanks to Lester and Lucas from Jesterz! They're so cute!
Okay, Lucas is cuter! Haha! WHY MAGICIAN ALL SO CUTE ONE!

Thank you

They do all sorts of entertainment stuff! Not just magic!
From Balloon sculpting, Face/Body painting, Birthday parties, Clown, Fire Spinners, Candy Floss and Popcorn carts!!! So anything to make your party entertaining, magical and memorable!


29 July 2010

Do you believe? Would you?

Girlies who's been reading me since one year ago might know that i have a thing for Tarot reading. Or to be exact, any form of reading, fortune-telling etc. You know, things like that.

I even got an Angel Deck for myself as a birthday present last year. I am not going to tell you to believe if it works, or if it doesn't, if it's accurate or if it's not. I am just gonna talk about this as my own experience.

IT WORKS and IT IS ACCURATE. Hahahaha! Yeah, i just tried to pull you into the magical world of believing.

It's a bit weird to digress like this, but do you believe in spirits? Ghost? God (in any form, kind, colour)? Demons? UFO? Anything supernatural or unbelievably out-of-the-norm? Don't talk about disgusting girls who sleeps for money and then pretend like her life is normal. But that to me, is also super out-of-the-norm.

Anyway, do you believe?

I did a Tarot reading with this lady. She's very mysterious and exclusive so i can't really tell you much about her but what i'm impressed with are the readings she provided me with.

It was a email reading, followed by a phone consultation sort of thing. It's mainly to let me clear my head with all the questions after going through the email reading. All i had to provide her was my Full name, Age, Birthdate and optional but recommended, a picture of me.

I didn't send a mega chio one lah okay, i wanted to show her my truest to real image. If not scully come out the reading say, "You should be in Korea. What are you doing blogging here, Song Hye Gyo?"

If that happens, i'd just be honest and tell her, I AM NOT SONG HYE GYO. I am her sister, Song Hye Chio.. Errr... Yah. Okay okay, this was what i sent her.

And i told her i am the prettier one. Haha!

So i asked about doing all this stuff. Blogging, appearing on an online show and part-time modelling.

Together with the nature of my question and what information / guidance / advice i am keen to receive on, she will draw five cards for me,

The Present situation
The Present expectation
What is not expected
The Immediate Future
Long Term Future

I am going to share with you part of the readings. Not gonna put the whole 3 page long of super detailed reading she provided me with, but just some of it that people who know me might be able to relate to. And no, my reading wasn't favorable but sigh.. Never mind, just read.

I am not going to disclose the exact card thou. And the words in pink are of my own.

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Present Situation:
Your career currently is feeling very dragged out. Often you are asked to wait without any concrete future that it provides. But you have been getting positive results in this career from your hard work that you have put in.
If results = Money, that'd solve my problems.


Present expectations:
You expect everyone to look in your career choice in an understanding light; you want to have others express their support for your choice in career. It may seem childish to others that you are so heavily reliant on this working, but this is something that only you know. Only you know what brings you comfort in your heart.
What brings me comfort is being able-bodied and healthy, happy sitting here, doing nothing much, and just writing whatever comes to my mind, and still having people reading it like i am serious. Haha.

What is not expected
You never expected consolidation, the strong solid structure of your career to finally be in reach. You are in a special stage of your life this is the final lap where in which after completing is time for your wishes to come true. Treasure this moment for you will never know when it will come by again.
When my wishes are done, i will have new wishes. And i won't share my wishes, for then, they won't come true.

You will have an excellent social life, meeting new people at fun gatherings. You will be popular amongst the new friends that you meet. They will find you genuinely engaging. These relationships that you build will be very fulfilling contrary to what you think.
Random, i met Liu Qian the magician yesterday and he say i got a bursting personality. Do you think i can build a relationship with him and make him my friend for life?! LOL!!! Anyway, yeah, it's been all the really nice people i met the last two months. From blogging, from Budget Barbie.. So many people i have met but yet a chance to know!


Immediate Future: Death Card
Death is not a bad card. This card is highly misunderstood, so do not panic as you are reading this.
Okay, trying.

In the immediate future, you are up for a lot of change in your life, this change you might not take good will into but it is for the best. This change would be very sudden taking you by storm.

You may find this change very harsh but this is the type of change where is it unavoidable, so acceptance is advised instead of clinging on to old ways. Of not wanting to work hard for money, and not wanting to work for real.
 I am leaving you guys.

There will be a painful ending to what you see as your career now, but in place there will be something better for you. Do not fear this change, you would have to go along with it, or you will be in prolonged suffering.
Again, i am leaving you guys. So that i won't be in prolonged suffering! All your fault!!!


Long Term Future:
In the future, there would always be a dead end struggle to preserve the path that you are in. How do you do this? You would lead a very thrifty life, in this case, this career does not provide much money in the long term future.
This i already figured out. Just couldn't get my big, fat, saggy ass up to work on something else.


Advice:
The future does not look too bright for you if you were to continue in this career, but from the present cards, I can tell that you are extremely protective of the idea of this career working out. Walk out the path that you are planning to, there is nothing wrong, the cards are just warning you of being receptive to change, as changes are going to be happening in the immediate future.

This career, in the long term future will cause you to be a miser, stingy in giving out
emotions to others, caring for others. This is another downfall where you must turn your
attention towards.

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

I believe in everything read. It's me, but it also makes sense. And don't worry hor, if you are worried for any of the following reasons.

1) I would stop blogging and you will thus be miserable.
2) I will end up blogging for your happiness and have myself in prolonged suffering.
3) I will go be a social escort in order to continue blogging when guys are not doing me. Which most probably will be the case since i haven't got anything stuffed into my chest yet.

 So don't worry, i am just gonna see if there's anything i could do to keep myself more meaningfully occupied. Cox anyway, after the email reading..

The lady did a phone reading with me. After i cleared my questions on the email reading, i asked her about the next line i'm gonna be in.

Says it's gonna be GREAT. HAHAHAHAHA. So just when you were hoping to see me die in misery, TA DANG~ I'm somewhat still alive in optimism! Hahaha! I am a survivor!!! FIGHTING!

And the next question was, is there any nature of job that is advisable for me.

Here is where you get involved.

ARTS - A line that will fulfill me emotionally
Makeup? Photojournalism?

Corporate ladder - A line that will provide me with much wealth
Desk job.. Which line?

TEACHING related - A line that will fulfill me spiritually
Tuition? Childcare centre assistant?
This is what the lady encouraged. But i don't wanna worry the parents! Look at me?!

Okay i'm gonna stop here. All i feel was, this girl is scarily zhun. And she's very wise at giving sensible advice too. So if any of you guys here are keen, this is her email and website.





Charges are as following for email reading
One card reading - $7
Three card reading - $13
Each card following - $4

Charges for phone reading
One card reading - $11
Three card reading - $29
Each card following - $10

I am not paid for this. So just believe what you deem fit.

26 July 2010

RazorTV interview in 6 parts! Crystal, Silver and Me Me Me! =D


 Thanks to Vanessa who doesn't really have a face becox it's so small *jealous* Crystal, Silver and I was invited to an interview with RazorTV. I must say first ah, i am not a celebrity blogger. I am just a funny shit invited to join in the girlie conversation. At least that's what i felt about the interview, it was all girlie and gigglish and totally FUN! =D




Us gesturing the face shape of THE REALLY DECEIVING kind of photoshop. LOL.


 I very happy =D




I think, "I not scared. Cox my clothings $10max"
That one i am wearing is $5 btw. From Punggol Plaza.


When asked, "Would you do anything DRASTIC on your blog to attract readership?"

I don't know what's the definition of drastic, so i ask..

Crystal and Silver very happy to see me so sexy. LOL!!!
But i think i look more constipated.

 Haha.. I think it's true, everyone love DRASTIC things.
See how happy it makes Silver and Crystal. Haha!


- EVERYTHING ABOUT ALEX!!!
The guy who stalked Crystal for more than two years!!!
WHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!
CRYSTAL GONNA KILL ME!!!



 Story-telling time!


Crystal holding her ART FOLIO.
LOL!!!


Alex's work!


很古典噢! =D


Can't help it must show you guys. LOL!




 Silver talking about how wanting boob job is not wrong.
And me smiling "Yeah~ My friend very nice~" Haha..


I think my only consumer for that product would be Silver. She seem quite receptive.
WHAHAHA. I think milk-flavoured air sounds like a good idea.


  Excited preaching about my future invention.



Xuesha wasn't there at the interview but we keep her in our thoughts =)))
When people care about me, I CARE BACK. Was there even a quarrel?


About how it started.. Actually thinking of it now, i am surprised.
She reads URBAN? Like, English news article?


 Vanessa looking hot. Why her jawline so pretty. JEALOUS!


 Talking about Jason Foo, the cute baby face in Fb that i click on that leads me to forever trauma.




So i am not wrong to name that thing as JasonFooWHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Right?


I won't want to associate with people like that.
LOL. Social status, BAM, DOWN BY 1000!!!
Hoi, not just saying this based on looks hor.






Do you know that story?

22 July 2010

Xiao Bei Bei

One fine day i received an email that says "Emmy Ang Chiew Ping is following you on Twitter" and it was automatically approved becox my Twitter account is public.

Then today.. I went in to Twitter and since my timeline is always so quiet, i really should follow more people just so i won't get bored and lonely =((( HAHAH!

So i went back into Twitter to find Emmy Ang again. OH OH OH, Emmy Ang is my baby sister okay.

This is what i get..

WTFFFFFFFF???????

 My sister got impostor!!! I don't even have man!!!
Some more the nick so cute, XIAO BEI BEI!!!
小貝貝 you know!!! Little Precious Precious. Lol!!!

LAUGH UNTIL I DIE!!!

Niao Niao, you are famous! That's one step up to being famous, when you get impostors.

I hope my impostors will give me nicks like
Da Nai Nai or like Xiao Ji Ji
大奶奶 or 小雞雞

LOLOLOL!!!

21 July 2010

WTF???!!! What are these things!!!

WHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Niao Niao look like Ma Jie!!! LOL!!!
I know i look like i grow Huat Kway on my head.

Stop it already..
I had a hard time growing up look like that.

*slash wrist*

SaltedCaramelChews
QiuQiu

18 July 2010

Why my hair so smooooth~!

Went for hair treatment at Artica one week ago! ^.^ Actually i'm really nice to you guys you know. I park my big butt there for 2 hours but you can go through the process with me and my boliaoness in just a few minutes. Lol. But of course i get silky smooth hair after, you don't. You only get entertained out of it. But yet again, i have to entertain myself (while you have me to entertain you) in the 2 hours spent in the salon. So somehow, we are quits. LOL. Okay shut up already, this isn't making sense. Haha.


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Everytime when we just get started.. I wanna ask Juno..
WHY SO SERIOUSSSsssssss... Lol!


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My half-fucked blinged camera, not fully done.
I am no good at this but i enjoy doing it a lot becox it's quite hypnotizing.
And i think at the top left corner is Drago's hair. Or maybe Tiffany's.
Just.. Don't think it's mine, okay? It's so curly, i will never own up.


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Latest model of humidifier for your house, comes in different design..
Bestselling design is..


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Qiuting's ji goh pek smile =D


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Everyone's busy.. =(( So i get bored and do really bo liao stuff.


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Ancient chinese vampire
*hop stiffly*



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Ultra bo liao.


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HEY~~~~ I was trying to see if i can mimic the classic face.
CLICK picture to see if i was successful! Haha!


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Yay~ Finally Juno came back~ LOL!
*Lonely~ I am so lonely~*
I think he's gonna tidy my fringe! I really should start brushing my hair everyday.


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Yay~ Neat enough for school and be discipline master's pet ^.^
乖乖頭, 我愛!


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It must be so hard on Juno. LOL. I mean, my hair is frizzy, pong pong, coarse and CURLY to the max. And he's been taking such good care of my hair, i think i feel a bit paiseh cox every other tweet that i twit, it's about me not wanting to shower/ shampoo. LOL. He's taking more care of my hair than me!


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Done soon?!



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Done! YAY~
Juno looks like Chairman Mao here. Lol. Straight and stretched hand.
CLICK picture to see got look like or not!


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Yay~


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Only adjusted colour.
So that you guys could see me as close as possible to the IRL me.
LOL LOL LOL, Crystal!!! PJ.
I cool or not, PJ = Private Joke =D


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Same, only adjusted colour.
Just wanna show off my hair! =DDD


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Swee lah!


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Okay, you can tell i was on a cab. So.... BORED! Lol.


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Sometimes i wish my teethes were smaller =(((


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Please see how my hair flows to my body! I like!


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Just see the hair, sleek soft shiny!!


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Althou i might look a little like Japanese here. But i really am Korean okay.
*VERY SERIOUSLY ILL*


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And boredom just got over me.


Okay you guys can text Juno at 90223918 for appointment or call 68362891.
Juno is a hero okay, he has the courage to conquer my spartan-hair!!!
They are usually very packed so i suggest you call for appointment! =D


ARTICA
Far East Plaza
#04-82

I went to Far East Plaza to shop for Budget Barbie with Crystal. Things there really not as cheap as before! Commonly found is $15 - $20. Is that even near cheap?! I don't think so man! But we manage to dig out some good stuff lah. Super excited about the filming on Wednesday! ^.^

I'm kinda unwell, flu, sore throat, all that shit comes together you know.
So if i don't blog after this, check the obituary.

KIDDING!!! You wish hor!

I told you i wanna blog till i am a old ah ma right. Then the electricity bill will be super high becox i'd need 1 hour to photoshop one picture. LOL. Something like..


This..

To this..


Then all my grandchildren won't respect me.
"AH MA IS A BIG FAT WRINKLED SHRIVELED  LIAR!!!"
Lol..

InTimeToBeACuteGrandma
QiuQiu